A Moral Dillema

Ryan Bushby
10303 Old Shanty Rd.
Yorkinshire-toodledoo, England
A99 9AA

October 10, 2011

Charles Westerford-Smythe
Mayor
Yorkinshire-upon-spamshire, England

A35 1FE
 

Dear Sir:

     Although I am honoured to be asked to help, I am not the person to ask in this matter. But before I discuss those matters, I must ask you a question; are you seriously contemplating high treason against Mother Britain? This man is a war criminal! He killed thousands! This is a situation that must be handled by the international courts. I believe he would go away for many years in jail, as justified. How did we have a German mayor for so long anyways? Doesn't that seem weird to anyone else? 

     Anyways, please contact the federal office, and send the information onto them. You may want to put Mr. Grass in custody for the time being. You see, Mr. Westerford-Smythe, we have a certain legal procedure in this country, which entails freedom and liberty for all of us. If you really want to jeopardize that to save a Nazi war criminal, you must really be sick in the head. Here in sweet Britain, grace of holy right-o, we don't take too kindly to Nazi sympathizers.

     I sincerely hope you make the right decision.

    Sincerely,
            Ryan Bushby